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	<title>Paul's esoteric meanderings &#187; Humour</title>
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	<description>But why Dad?</description>
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		<title>ANZ Tells me &quot;Pay $0.00 &#8211; Or Else&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:38:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>me2</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I received a letter from ANZ a few weeks ago &#34;Please make immediate payment of $0.00&#34; Ahh yeah &#8211; great effort with the computers there guys&#8230;. &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I received a letter from ANZ a few weeks ago</p>
<p>&quot;Please make immediate payment of $0.00&quot;</p>
<p>Ahh yeah &#8211; great effort with the computers there guys&#8230;.</p>
<p>&#160;</p>
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		<title>Brisbane Translink Go Card Charges in Pounds Sterling</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sheesh &#8211; at the exchange rate &#8211; no wonder public transport is expensive! Pounds Sterling &#8211; what next &#8211; Euro&#8217;s? This is of course on top of what would have to the&#160; slowest proximity readers on the planet, displays that are impossible to read, an arcane array of &#8220;beep&#8221; codes, and an &#8220;Auto Top Up&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sheesh &#8211; at the exchange rate &#8211; no wonder public transport is expensive! Pounds Sterling &#8211; what next &#8211; Euro&#8217;s?</p>
<p><a href="http://neuralfibre.com/paul/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/image1.png" target="_blank"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="181" alt="image" src="http://neuralfibre.com/paul/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/image-thumb1.png" width="180" align="right" border="0"></a> </p>
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<p>This is of course on top of what would have to the&nbsp; slowest proximity readers on the planet, displays that are impossible to read, an arcane array of &#8220;beep&#8221; codes, and an &#8220;Auto Top Up&#8221; function &#8211; that doesn&#8217;t. </p>
<p>Great system guys, matches your train network perfectly.</p>
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		<title>US Subprime Economics explained at my level &#8211; Funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>me2</dc:creator>
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		<title>Protection for the Internet</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:57:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>me2</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now you can block Robots and Morons with one tool http://www.defectiveyeti.com/iacaptchas/]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now you can block Robots and Morons with one tool</p>
<p><a href="http://www.defectiveyeti.com/iacaptchas/" title="http://www.defectiveyeti.com/iacaptchas/">http://www.defectiveyeti.com/iacaptchas/</a></p>
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		<title>Humour &#8211; How to survive an Aircraft Mishap</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 04:29:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>me2</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being a frequent flyer I found both of these highly entertaining: http://msu.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1483960 http://msu.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1486339]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Being a frequent flyer I found both of these highly entertaining:</p>
<p><a title="http://msu.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1483960" href="http://msu.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1483960">http://msu.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1483960</a></p>
<p><a title="http://msu.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1486339" href="http://msu.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1486339">http://msu.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1486339</a></p>
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